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Hey, I'm Jawn. My blog has no rhyme or reason, it's just geared to entertain. Enjoy :)

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gentlemanbones:

bunnyfood:

(via)

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

bunnyfood:

(via)

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

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spmib:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am creasing omfg

spmib:

tastefullyoffensive:

There are two kinds of parrots…

I am creasing omfg

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aniggainrio:

After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.

aniggainrio:

After a 20-minute flight over the city of New York, Stephen Wiltshire, diagnosed with autism, draws the whole town with only his memory.

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face-down-asgard-up:

halfhardtorock:

thepeoplesrecord:

herhonestlife:

FUCK ANTI RAPE NAIL POLISH

Do you think that we haven’t been trying hard enough?

It’s also really disturbing to me that its a bunch of fucking dudes who made this shit and will profit from it. So men profiting from rape culture again. Great, have fun. Thanks for nothing, shitheads.

Do you think that we haven’t been trying hard enough?

There it is.

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Natalie Dormer and Katie McGrath do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

lambhoof:

i have a special folder for photos of small dogs snoozing on large sleeping places

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orelpuppington:

isn’t it funny how people say ‘grilled cheese’ instead of ‘grilled cheese sandwich’? you could be talking about an actual piece of grilled che

i stopped typing because i realized that this is the single most worthless post ever conceived 

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onemuseleft:

brandnewfashion:

ohhaiguise:

xero—sky:


Tony got really inspired after watching Pacific Rim. The only thing that kept him from building a full-scale Jaeger were cease-and-desist letters from the Pentagon, the United Nations, and an especially stern one from Damage Control.

In other news, billionaire Tony Stark announced plans to continue his jaeger project today. When questioned about the numerous official protests and the legal actions taken by government and international agencies against the plan, Mr. Stark replied that “Given recent events, there’s no way of knowing for sure if those guys aren’t Hydra anyway, so the only really responsible thing to do is to go ahead and do what I want.”


This is totally canon.  I refuse to believe otherwise.

Yeah, this totally happened.

onemuseleft:

brandnewfashion:

ohhaiguise:

xero—sky:

Tony got really inspired after watching Pacific Rim. The only thing that kept him from building a full-scale Jaeger were cease-and-desist letters from the Pentagon, the United Nations, and an especially stern one from Damage Control.

In other news, billionaire Tony Stark announced plans to continue his jaeger project today. When questioned about the numerous official protests and the legal actions taken by government and international agencies against the plan, Mr. Stark replied that “Given recent events, there’s no way of knowing for sure if those guys aren’t Hydra anyway, so the only really responsible thing to do is to go ahead and do what I want.”

This is totally canon.  I refuse to believe otherwise.

Yeah, this totally happened.

Source: blandmarvelheadcanons

rosehip-baby:

I’ve watched this at least 200 times

Source: koolghoul

cosplayingwhileblack:

intergalacticafro:

"Are you sure that’s a real spell?" said the girl. "Well, it’s not very good, is it? I’ve tried a few simple spells just for practice and it’s all worked for me. Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter, but I was ever so pleased, of course, I mean, it’s the very best school of witchcraft there is, I’ve heard—I’ve learned all our course books by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough—I’m Hermione Granger, by the way, who are you?”

having grown up with the HP series, i have said on multiple occasions that i am hermione granger. it’s no coincidence that we’ve never been in the same room, and i too am a magical bossy know-it-all with big hair who’s smart in school.

but now…now it’s OFFICIAL. and here are the pics to prove it~

photos taken/edited by ArtsyRaccoon, it was my first time working with her and she did an AMAZING job and was so sweet, please go check her out ;-;

more photos from this shoot HERE

SUBMISSION

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chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:Hey MomI’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.Love,Your Son.A couple days later he got a response from his mother:Dear Son,I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.When are the two of you coming for dinner?Love,Mom


BEST MOM

I’m crYING

chemicaldarkshine:

hardestcopy:

bijou1986:

A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.

About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”

He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:

Hey Mom
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
Love,
Your Son.

A couple days later he got a response from his mother:

Dear Son,
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
Love,
Mom

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BEST MOM

I’m crYING

Source: bijou1986

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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