Office by Alex Penny
Expect weird stuff and funny shit.
I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires.
“whats a movie”
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and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
possibly my favorite thing on the internet right now.
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that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood
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i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra
I thought you meant only on your hands and I was like, hell that’s way harder than algebra
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So my sim tried out online dating and this is the message he got back
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Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China
I’M FUCKIGN SCREAMING AT MY COMPUTER
I don’t even know what to say.
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
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i-wanna-get-in-englands-pants:
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
like no
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
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she wants the D
her teachers are concerned
why doesn’t she want the A
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