Jump the Gap


Hey, I'm Jawn. My blog has no rhyme or reason, it's just geared to entertain. Enjoy :)

Ask me anything

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kaskamarina:

making new friends like
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ruinedchildhood:

WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER

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theuppitynegras:

hello professor I can’t come to math class today lupita nyong’o was named the most beautiful woman in the world april 23rd is now a religious holiday for me

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this didn’t happen in the books
— ancient proverb (via welcometothemasturbatory)

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jigglemyboobies:

kushaw:

jigglemyboobies:

Why was Hitler hit with a baseball?

because he was a fucking racist, sexist and homophobic nationalistic douchebag

no because he did nazi it coming

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scienceing:

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

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http://captnpicard.tumblr.com/post/83664800630/stupidswampwitch-masooood-safeidgul-why →

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

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"better get off Tumblr now"

hugs-and-good-music:

image"but wait what is that?!"

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thepoisonousvagina:

wrong-url-motherfucker:

Government, Monty Python Style

MOISTENED. BINT.

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lindsaylohoean:

getting so close to talk to your crush but then someone gets in your way

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tiredpunk:

I love u plastic worm bike man

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ruinedchildhood:

murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

the struggle is real

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